hipsters have moms too
Too often, the only escape is sleep.
Charles Bukowski (via kittyketamine)
Mia got me this crushed red velvet dress but it’s too boobalicious to wear to school so I just gotta hope I have a date one day to wear it to

Mia got me this crushed red velvet dress but it’s too boobalicious to wear to school so I just gotta hope I have a date one day to wear it to

your mom is so tight, guys get confused between her 1/2 inch lobes and her vagina.

your mom is so fat, Target doesn’t make flannel in her size.